Leo: (Pause) Hello! Hello! (Pause) Hello!
Sanju: Hello! Who is this?
Leo: My name is Leonard Shelby. Are you Sanjay Singhania?
Sanju: Yes. How do you know me?
Leo: Are you bald with distorted eight pack abs? And do you have weird tattoos all over your body? Is that you?
Sanju: Yes! Yes, I presume. But I am not bald! I have a peculiar strip in my hairs running till behind my head. And that tattoo…(snobbish laugh). . .
Leo: Yes, what about the tattoo?
Sanju: That’s a tricky one! When looked in mirror, it says ‘KALPANA WAS KILLED’…(snobbish laugh). . .
Leo: Whatever!
Sanju: But how do you know all this?
Leo: I have a picture of you below which is written in bold ‘POTENTIAL FRIEND’.
Sanju: What? Do you have the picture? Please, please try looking it in the mirror. You’ll surely find the tattoos tricky. ‘KALPANA WAS KILLED’. Really tricky!
Leo: Who is Kalpana?
Sanju: Don’t know. I forgot.
Leo: Oh!
Sanju: So?
Leo: I am wondering about how can you be a potential friend. Do we have anything in common?
Sanju: Maybe.
Leo: Let me check it out. What are your hobbies?
Sanju: I don’t remember.
Leo: Which is your favorite sport?
Sanju: I forgot.
Leo: Favorite color?
Sanju: Aaaa…mmm..just a second..aa..I ..I..I don’t know.
Leo: Favorite cuisines?
Sanju: I couldn’t recall?
Leo: Oh! Sad!
Sanju: Forget about me. You tell me about some of your peculiar habits.
Leo: I don’t really have much peculiar habits. One of which..aaa..you can say…aaa…a habit that I forget things too quickly!
Sanju: Oh! I am afraid, it doesn’t really seem we have any common traits. I think that the picture has a wrong caption. Who gave it to you?
Leo: I don’t remember.
Sanju: Then I really think, there is no way we could figure out anything common between us.
Leo: Don’t say that! I am really alone. I need a friend.
Sanju: Then go and look out in your neighborhood!
Leo: Oh! They are bunch of faggots! It pisses me off to see their fake appearances.
Sanju: Fake personalities turn me off too! But what happened?
Leo: One of their ugliest habits is to shed crocodile-tears over lost mementos. As if they have lost all access to the connected people.
Sanju: Oh yes! That over-acting! Oh what to say? It really pisses me off!
Leo: Hey! I guess, we actually have something in common! We get pissed off over similar issue!
Sanju: Oh yes, sheer observation!
Leo: Friends?
Sanju: Best friends!
Leo: Really?
Sanju: Of course!
Leo: Oh my dear friend Sanjay!
Sanju: I wish I could hug you and begin our friendship!
Leo: It has already begun!
Sanju: What has already begun?
Leo: Hello!?
Sanju: What has already begun?
Leo: What!?
Sanju: You were saying right now! What has already begun?
Leo: Who are you?
Sanju: Is it a kind of plot against me? Is it my countdown timer, which has begun? What has already begun? Who are you?
(Beep! Beep! Beep!)
Sanju: Hello! Hello! Hello! Pick up the phone! What has already begun?
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